Black Friday Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

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How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo