Black Friday Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ?

In bark-lays bank !

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How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

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What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol