How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

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How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt