Ferguson Jokes

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.