Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

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Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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What did the poacher get when he saw the Northern White Rhino?

Shot.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.