Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.