Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

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What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

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Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!