Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether