What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

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Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

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How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!