What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

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You con-du-it!!!

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !