What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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He was caught taking a leek.

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In car, serrated

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

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What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

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You con-du-it!!!

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !