What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?

An applause....

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

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What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.