What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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What did the handicapped racecar driver say?

I have no Hans"

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze