How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop .

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.