What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?