Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
A runner in scoring position.
Not yet," she replied
Squash.
Chessturbation.
It's hard to see.
They shot the whole school.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
Philip Hoffman's belt.