What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.