What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei