Moonopoly.
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Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
Too many Cheetahs.
None, it only takes Tolkiens
Icy Dead People
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week