What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice