What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

What Slenderman doesnt have?

Facebook.