Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

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Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.