How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Environment Jokes More Environment Jokes

Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat