How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

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The roof.

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.