How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat