How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.