What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Holes mostly..."

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Because his boots were at the menders !

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Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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Well they'd look silly with long hair !

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!