What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

Long Tail Jokes More Long Tail Jokes

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !