What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

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Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !