What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !