What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Who does a ghoul fall in love with?

His ghoul friend.

Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend