What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What is a vampire's sweetheart called?

His ghoul-friend.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: His ghoul friend.