Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!