Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.