Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments