Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!