Attachment Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you call a Dr. that shares your medical history with everyone?

a HIPAAcrite

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"