Attachment Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Carpentry Business Jokes More Carpentry Business Jokes

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.