Attachment Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

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Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

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Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What kind of bird always sticks together?

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