What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste