Hippy Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

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Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

What do you call a hippie astronaut?

A far out man