Hippy Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

What do you call a hippie with a business major?

A Hippie-crite.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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Raft Jokes More Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.