Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!