Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

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What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.