Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.