Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.