Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.