Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!