Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

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What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods

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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.