Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !