What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

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What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS