What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

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What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

What's worse than AIDS?

Beads.