What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

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Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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What's the best thing about AIDS?

You're always positive

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.