Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Bigamist Jokes More Bigamist Jokes

What's a bigamist?

It's a large fog in Italy

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.