How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove