How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

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What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

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When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy

What did you make of the new English teacher?

Burgers ma'am."

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Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine