Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

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Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.