What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

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What do you call poppies from eastern Africa?

Ethiopium

Why is Africa hot?

Because of dat Djibouti.

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Where is Engagement, Ohio?

It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

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What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !