What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

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Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

Ohio Jokes More Ohio Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus