Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

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How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

What kind of television do horses like?

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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Diet and exorcise.

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !