What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"