Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

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What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

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What is the primary job of an alligator?

make allegations

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy