Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

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What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy