Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns?

Go for the juggler.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.