Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.