Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.