Shopping Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

Radical Feminist Jokes More Radical Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

Green Light Jokes More Green Light Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Hole Business Jokes More Hole Business Jokes

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.