Shopping Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

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How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Raman Jokes More Raman Jokes

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*