What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

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Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

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A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.