Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.