Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.