Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.