What's yours?

ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)