What's yours?

ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now