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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.