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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.