What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.