What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What is up with these reposts?

It must be heredditory.

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.