What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Oscar Pistorius Jokes More Oscar Pistorius Jokes

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.