What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.