What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

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Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine