Valentine Jokes

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.