What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.