What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.