What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*