How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Why can't Spongebob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!