How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!