Both are yellow and can't drive.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
With a square Dance!
Because he's a C sponge!
Because his house was underwater.
He's way too self-absorbent
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(
A square dance.
Flatman and Ribbon
Because it keeps hitting pause.
Not everyone gets it
They both only work with a chain on.
it was repossessed!
Because it never gets better than a 'C'.
Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours
They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.
To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.
