Square Dance Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....