Square Dance Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

Spongebob Jokes More Spongebob Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !