Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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What is blurrier the more you squint?

Everything.

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians