Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

What's a neckbeard's favorite asian country?

M'Laysia

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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What is blurrier the more you squint?

Everything.

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.