Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

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Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright