Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

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M'Laysia

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

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