Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

What is blurrier the more you squint?

Everything.