What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.