What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.