What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)