Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

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Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

What is blurrier the more you squint?

Everything.