How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the most intense part of your work out?

Me: Getting into my sports bra.

Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.