How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

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How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.