How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool