How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!