What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

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What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner