What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

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What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.