What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

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What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.