What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner