Blubber Jokes

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What did Bruce Banner have?

HULK'S MASH!

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band?

Bob Marley and The Whalers!

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.