What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

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Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*