What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

jahbless

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.