What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.