What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

What's the most intense part of your work out?

Me: Getting into my sports bra.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin