Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.
Black lives matter.
They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.
Guden Tight