What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight