How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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What's the most racist fraction?

3/5

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.