How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ?

Beggar you don't know !

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.