How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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What console does god use?

Praystation

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.