How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.