How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

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How many men are in each corner?

3/5

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.